This is a message for the dachshund enthusiast that lives across the airshaft. It is the case, here in Manhattan, that we live in close quarters. That is why on any given muggy New York day, my window ...  [+]

You are so beautiful, they say. Please. Don't move. Not a muscle. Those lashes. Those eyes. I bet all the boys...This is why they say the Order took Louise in. Her beauty. They usually only took in ...  [+]